This weeks’ recipient of the Crown ) O’ Polished Turds is Chase’s Jamie Dimon. This brilliant star in the universe of lying has distinguished himself from the competition by teeing off on “those who caused the financial crisis” having gotten off scot-free.

He leaves out the fact that he and his business partners fit rather neatly into that category. The man has sand. And now he has a COPT to go with it. A lucky little liar.

MR. B & C