Senator Ted Cruz recently questioned whether or not former Senator Chuck Hagel is an Iranian Agent. Much hue has been cried over this statement, and deservedly so, seeing as there is no evidence to suggest any such thing.

But it turns out that there IS a sitting US Senator who has been a registered agent for the government of Iran: Jeff Flake.

So as a public service, Teddy, we offer this information to help with your relentless search for rogue Persians in our hallowed halls o’ gummint.

Go get that Flakey Iranian Agent, Ted.
Sic ’em!

Mr. B & C