Lots of people fancy themselves as warriors: everyone from al-Qaeda to the IRA to the Westboro Baptist Church call themselves “warriors” of some description or another. Of course, not too many people (other than those in their groups) agree with them.

Here’s the difference: if you are part of an organized military, engaged in authorized combat, fighting against others from an opposing military force, you are a warrior.

If not, you’re a f***ing terrorist.

All clear now?

Mr. Blunt and Cranky