Yeah, we all thought we were done with ol’ Willie, but it was not meant to be. Here he is on CNN, claiming that he “couldn’t afford” to pay enough people to staff his campaign.

Yes, that’s right, a man with hundreds of millions of dollars (that we know about) to his name says that a Chicago lawyer with only a mill or two in the bank had more money than he did. Really, Mitty?

Better build a Crown O’ Polished Turds elevator next to your car elevator, boyo, because you keep on accumulating these trophies.

Mr. Blunt and Cranky