Mr. Blunt and Cranky has had his ass well and truly whooped upon: and by a microscopic assailant at that. Granted, it took thousands of the little bastards to do it, but still.

Offline for a day or so to contemplate tissues, toddies, and chicken soup a’la Mrs. Blunt and Cranky, bless her. Stay warm and safe, Gentle Reader, and I shall work on opening a can of shock and awe-grade whoop-ass on these little germ f***ers.

Mr. Blunt and Cranky