Much has been made of the appropriateness of selling Girl Scout Cookies outside of pot shops. Indeed, some locales are forbidding such sales. This makes sense.

Because, as we all know, selling an addictive substance near a non-
addictive one sends a mixed message.And Girl Scout Cookies are the most addictive drug in the known universe. So it would be a horrible thing to lead those poor pot-smokers away from their healthy cannabis, and down another path, one which would lead them to other addictive drugs.

Girl Scout Cookies, the ultimate gateway drug. The locals are quite right to protect their people from such a scourge.

Mr. Blunt and Cranky