Like, “Columbus discovered America”-he didn’t.

And, “America is a Christian nation”-it isn’t.

As you decide which sorry sack of s*** you’ll vote against (or for), remember all the lies we’ve been told, and all the lies we are still being told every day. Be sure to base your votes on truth that you seek out, and don’t believe Thing One that you see in a campaign advertisement.

Mr. Blunt and Cranky