Q: After the “Republicans” get their family jewels knocked in by a coalition of minority groups and women, what do they do?

A: Immediately start libeling, attacking, and slandering a black female (our Ambassador to the U.N.) in the press and elsewhere; make up outlandish charges, and even keep repeating the lies after they have been proven false. Oh, and they do this at a time when America needs our Foreign Service people to focus on, well, foreign affairs.

Not only are these un-American fools weakening the United States’ standing in the world at a time when it needs strengthening: they are simultaneously alienating large swaths of the electorate, which will earn them further groin injuries in the next election. Marroons. Imbesssiles. Tar-rar-rar-goon-dee-yays.

Mr. B & C