One of Mr. Blunt and Cranky’s favorite Mark Knopfler songs is called “Industrial Disease”. During the tune, he describes going to Speaker’s Corner and seeing two men, both claiming to be Jesus – he figures that “one of them must be wrong”.  Fun and logical both, plus the song itself totally kicks butt. Give the man and his band some coin, go check it out.

This week’s recipient of the Crown O’ Polished Turds will be determined by resolving a similar conundrum:

Mitt Romney, 2011: Says he played no role at Bain after 1999.

Mitt Romney, 2001-2003: Filed documents and gave testimony saying something quite else.

While neither of these two Mr. Romneys has ever (to this blogger’s knowledge) claimed to be Jesus, one of them must be wrong in his sworn statements regarding his business activities. Whichever Mitt is wrong is this week’s LSoSoTW.

(Apologies to Mr. Mathers, but this cannot be resisted: “Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up; Please stand up?”)

Mr. B & C