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Call the Waaaaahmbulance, because the iddy biddy widdle Secwet Sewvice has had its feewings awe hurted. They complain about their jobs, but since all too many of them are drunken, whore-mongering, arrogant, incompetent, seditious a**holes, it is hard to feel any sympathy for them. Just one example of their get-people-killed-so-they-can-get-laid culture:

A Secret Service agent jeopardized President Obama’s security by leaking where the president was going to be ahead of time to the Romney campaign during the 2012 election.

In the closing weeks of the 2012 campaign, a Secret Service agent was on the ground in a key swing state to coordinate security ahead of several campaign stops by the President. The agent, who was married, made advances towards a Romney campaign staff member.

A married Secret Service agent leaked the president’s schedule to impress a girl.

Of course, there are also examples of Secret Service inaction endangering the life of the President. For instance, this motherf***er is paying people to kill the President, and at the time of this writing, the Facebook page has not been taken down, nor has any action been taken against this man who has threatened to kill our Chief Executive. Indeed, this sort of sedition via assassination threat has become so common as to induce yawns.

They sin by commission and omission . The Secret service as a whole is at best incompetent and at worst a den of treasonous Teabaggers. So how much sympathy should we feel for them? Not much.

There are no doubt principled Secret Service agents who are dedicated and hard-working, and it is a shame that they are not rewarded for their efforts. But all too many of the USSS are too busy complaining about the Prexy, their pay, their hours, and generally whining 24/7/365, they cannot or will not do their jobs. F*** the lot of them.

Hey, all you whining right-wing SS agents: just f***ing quit your f***ing jobs if you don’t like it. Lotsa people would love to take your places, and THEY might not be mutinous, drunken Wingnuts who sleep with underage hookers.

Mr. Blunt and Cranky

Holy f***ing s***, this casual talk of Presidential assassination has gotten so prevalent, an article on how the Secret Service sucks ended like this:

Agents tell me it’s a miracle an assassination has not already occurred. Sadly, given Obama’s colossal lack of management judgment, that calamity may be the only catalyst that will reform the Secret Service.

Christ on a Glock, people. Blaming Obama in advance for his possible death? In what universe is that sort of seditious horses*** remotely acceptable?

Politico has always been a den of Raging Righties in their Tightie Whities who hate them some Black President. But this is way beyond the ordinary wingnuttery one finds amongst “Republicans” in this New American Century: it is a back-handed endorsement of violent, treasonous activity.

And the jackass who wrote it is OK with it, his bosses are OK with it, and indeed much of America’s infotainment industry is OK with it. Organizational change via murder. Really? No, seriously, really?

Mr. Blunt and Cranky