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Mr. Blunt and Cranky is, as has been said before, not only an independent, but one who believes that President Washington was right in saying that political parties are not beneficial to our country. Of course,he knows that not all parties have been equally detrimental to our nation, and has come to the conclusion that the modern “Republican” party is one of the worst we have had to deal with thus far. And the more control over the government they get, the more obvious this becomes. (Refer to the B & C post of 12/14/12 for an example. Go ahead, take some time, read that puppy, this post will be waiting when you return.)

(Welcome back.) The underlying reasons are twofold: firstly, the Repubs are governed by a rigid ideology that says that government of all sorts at all times is BadBadBad, OhYesSoVeryBadIndeed. Secondly, they do not rely on facts when making decisions: instead, they insist on denying the evidence and sticking to their “principled” stances, even when those stances are proven to be built on lies or unproven assumptions:

After two score innocent 6-and-7-year old children were slaughtered by a loon who stole his mother’s assault weapons, the GOP’s position against any and all restrictions on any sort of firearms is unchanged. They are not only dancing on the strings that are being pulled by the NRA (which has given them many millions of dollars and expects a return on that investment), but are spouting off with misleading statistics and out-and-out lies. This while legally-purchased military-style weapons are being used to slaughter the innocent. But the Elephants stand unbudging.

After the same school shooting, many in the GOP blamed these horrific deaths on those damned pesky liberals having “kicked God out of our schools”. Basically saying that man is so powerful, we can tell God where He can and cannot be. Alternate explanation: He is so hacked off at us, He’ll stand there and gloat at the deaths of these poor children, saying “neener neener neener” to us. The fact that this is nonsense does not budge the Elephants.

On Global Climate Change, the “Republicans” refuse to believe the 98% of qualified experts who state clearly that we are heating this globe up to an unhealthy degree: preferring to listen to the corporations that bribe them and the Bible that does not hold down a second job as a science textbook, the Elephants stand with nary a thought of budging.

When it comes to deficits, spending and taxes, the ‘Phants (you guessed ‘er, Chester) again stand unbudging, in spite of the fact that there are no, none, zip, nada, nary a  single study proving them right, and a whole raft of studies proving them wrong.

So, if we have a whole party who do not believe in facts and evidence, we should not be expecting them to behave like rational, reasonable, practical public servants. They aren’t. Period. They used to be, but have grown increasingly more disconnected from reality over the past few decades. And when they get control of a government body or branch, they make an absolute mess of things.

The solution: don’t give them a majority. Not anywhere, at any time. Not in Congress, not in a state legislature, not on a school board, not on the board of a city dump. Every time they get the idea in their pointed little heads that they have a mandate from God or the electorate, they’ll act on their delusional notions and ignore the facts and their constituents. So don’t give them that idea.

Put another way: it is time for some “tough love” to be used on today’s GOP. Bricks upside their heads. Rub their noses in their messes. Give them a time-out. Pick your analogy. Only if they repeatedly get spanked at the polls will the light dawn on them, and only then will they grow up and become the responsible party that they once were. And we need grownups in government.

To misquote one of this writer’s favorite movie songs: “How do you solve a problem like Elephants?” Get them out of power and into the minority, where they can learn some hard, fact-based, real lessons. Until we do that, they’ll keep f***ing up, and we can no longer afford to indulge them. Too many people are dying, too much money is being squandered, and too many problems are going unsolved; all because too many Elephants are refusing to budge. And when they do move, they’re trampling, trumpeting and generally “going rogue”. Until they understand that they need to change, they’ll keep on doing what they’re doing.

Mr. B & C

Karl Rove (AKA “Turdblossom”) is the ever-so-fitting recipient of this week’s Crown O’ Polished Turds. And how did this plucky Doughboy earn the honor? Why, by promising millionaires and billionaires that he could buy elections for them. And he totally, wretchedly, spectacularly, failed to deliver. Four hundred million dollars (that we know about) flushed down the commode, swirled away like so many, well, turds. http://news.yahoo.com/republican-strategist-karl-roves-very-bad-night-002109469.html

 

The bloom is off the blossom and his “clients” are some kinda pissed off that lil’ Karl failed to deliver . Even for people like Adelson, Koch One and Koch Two, twenty million bucks or so is some serious coin to have wasted. And they are not happy with him. Not even a little bit.

Like many liars, Karly Boy has tried to weasel his way out by telling more lies: but his audience is not stupid, and they are seeing right through him. He has tried to blame others: that isn’t working either. All of his horses and all of his men aren’t putting Rovey Dumpty’s reputation back together again.

Rove has lied for years and gotten away with it. This time, he made the mistake of lying to people that can really, truly, seriously f*** his s*** up.  Give the Blossom Boy his trophy and pass the popcorn: this is gonna be fun to watch.

Mr. B & C