Another day, another football player rapes a girl, and the whole town helps him get away with it. Jameis Winston is the alleged rapist, and just like in other s***hole football towns, the star quarterback got off scot-free, and his victim got raked over the coals. Hell, not only did the raping little motherf***er get away with his crime, he’ll probably get the Heisman Trophy tomorrow, and his victim will still be in a living Hell.

So now the victim’s attorney has put up the batsignal, asking that the Florida Attorney General review the case. Because the locals investigated the victim instead of the perp, tried to keep her from filing charges, stalled the investigation, and finally called her a slut and a liar in a nationally-televised news conference. Once again, Steubenville South.

One hopes that the rape-loving cops and other cover-up artists will be subjected to few thousand years in Hell of continuous, agonizing sexual assaults so they can feel the pain of the women they betrayed in this life. Because right now, the chances of justice being done in Florida are somewhere between slim and zilch.

Mr. Blunt and Cranky