But you needn’t take the Cranky word for it: as seen in the Dayton Business Journal, “The Buckeye State received a grade of D-plus from the Georgia PIRG Education Fund, which handed out grades in its “Following the Money 2013: How the States Rank on Providing Online Access to Government Spending Data” report.”

This news, on top of the new law banning the state Auditor from, well, auditing JobsOhio and its use of taxpayer funds (making it impossible to tell who is ripping us off) and a BGA survey ranking Ohio as the tenth most secretive state in the nation, you have to wonder why ANY Buckeye would trust these zeebs.

Remember, Ohioans: you picked a corrupt Wall Street millionaire crook over a Methodist minister last time around.You voted for crooked, and you got crooked. Don’t be acting all shocked an s*** after getting what you asked for.

Next time, use some f***ing brains when you cast your ballot. Unless, of course, you like a bunch of authoritarian, clandestine thieves picking your pocket and lying about it.

Mr. Blunt and Cranky