Roe v Wade, remember, said that men could not tell women what to do with their bodies. Just like the Emancipation Proclamation said about black folk, and the Declaration of Independence said about all of us to King George (no, not Bush. The other one). You do not have the right to tell people what to do with their own bodies. That is at the core of American law and culture.

And what are the (mostly) men telling the (entirely) women of America? You guessed ‘er, Chester, these men are telling women what to do with their bodies. Just like the whip-cracking slave overseers in days gone by, they are violating what America is all about. They are the most un-American of all of us.

Think about it. Imagine how you’d feel to be put in chains and have your body controlled by someone else without your consent. Imagine the abuse you’d be suffering.

Think, and you will know why the anti-abortion nutcakes are wrong.

Mr. Blunt and Cranky