IMG_2060.JPG See that guy? He is Anthony Morris the Third, and he thinks that wearing tight pants is some kinda Gay Weapon of Mass Destruction, or something:

A member of the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses has warned of the perils of tight trousers designed by homosexuals.
Anthony Morris III, a senior member of the Church’s leadership, said: “
“What’s happened now is that it’s really caught on more – the tight suit jacket and the tight pants. Better known as tight pants. They are tight all the way down to the ankles. It’s not appropriate. It’s not sound of mind.”
“The homosexuals that are designing these clothes – they’d like you in tight pants.”

So, old Tony the Third thinks that loose is the way to go? And that tight pants are somehow wrong? Then he must be in favor of going commando: after all, bikini briefs and jockeys are pretty tight, and boxers can get all bunchy, so the effect of wearing underwear of any sort would seem likely to just bring out the Gay In megaton quantities. And that seems somehow to be a Bad Thing, all that tight fabric around one’s wedding tackle.

Gentle Reader, when a dude from Jehovah’s Witnesses knocks on your door, you can take comfort in his not-at-all-never-ever-ever-gayness, and know that he is a true Commando for Christ, in every sense of the word. At least, if Tony III has anything to say about it. “Christian Soldiers”, take note of this change in your dress code and drill manual.

Mr. Blunt and Cranky