This was written and posted elsewhere by friend, fellow bassist, and all-around local legend Ron Jarvis:

I got a letter about renewing my dog licenses. They said a new option this year was the ability to renew online. I tried that and the website didn’t work.

OMG! THE PORTAGE COUNTY DOG LICENCE SYSTEM IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF LEGISLATION! THAT MEANS THE ENTIRE PORTAGE COUNTY GOVERNMENT SYSTEM JUST DOESN’T WORK! IT’S TIME FOR REVOLUTION IN PORTAGE COUNTY! ON TO RAVENNA!

Actually, I will probably just mail them a check like always.

Sometimes, somebody says it perfectly. Ron just did.

Mr. Blunt and Cranky