The many faces of Vladimir Putin

This is how Vlad wants you to see him:

And this is what he actually is, and does:

Always remember, Gentle Reader: Putin was the head of the KGB back in Soviet times. That means he was in charge of torture, genocide, murder, and brutal suppression of any tiny hint of dissent.

From recent events, it is clear that he hasn’t changed a bit, no matter how many nipple shots the scumbucket butcher shows us:

Mr. Blunt and Cranky